You just haven't earned it yet, baby.

Newly taken, furious masturbator. EUPD, anxiety, depression. French and German. Lover of boys and grrls. Sexually charged. Smoker. Drinker. Submissive.

"Everything that I love in life is killing me, 'cause it's bad for my health."

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femininitea:

these guys never fail to make me laugh

Ricky’s face at 2:15. Pure Brent.

KARL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

KARL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

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traveler-of-both-time-and-space:

Every time I watch The Ricky Gervais Show I genuinely can’t decide if what Karl’s saying is really deep and philosophical or absolute nonsense.

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vivalasgomez:

Karl Pilkington summing up my thoughts on the robot

I can’t breathe.

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snitskys:

hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just

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purpleneenee:

julesmasters:

this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea

Same

Jim Carrey, you BE-A-YOOT.

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Happy playlist on Grooveshark for Android: http://grooveshark.com/playlist/Happy+playlist/86518971

One of the tips in the DBT skills book was to create a playlist for when I’m down. Here it is. :) always open to suggestions for additions!

Still pretty shit today, in all honesty. Just. You know. Existing. I’m here, I wish I weren’t, etc etc.

The weather is shit, which doesn’t help. Britainnia may well rule the waves, but we’re also the wettest country in the fucking world (except Oirland, of course.)

Not in a good place, really.

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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